Friday, May 24, 2013

Fun aboard an Egyptian express


"My seat is taken and I can't find another one; you have to find a solution" said the young guy nervously with an upper Egyptian sa3eedy accent
"Do you have a ticket? Show me your ticket now" asked the train inspector in a low toned condescending intimidating voice
The young fellow dipped his hand into his pocket hesitantly, grabbed a small piece of wrinkled paper and handed it over to the inspector who read it, stamped it and returned it back. He looked a bit disappointed that the guy had one, now he'll have to answer to the guys request for a seat
"Where shall I sit?" asked the young fellow
"You are from Menya, right?" inquired the inspector in a desperate attempt to distract the young man "Do you know captain Mohamed Naguie?" he continued.
"No" The guy answered showing signs of intimidation that caused the inspector to grin

"Will u get him a seat if he said he did?" I asked mockingly
That's when the inspector gave me a mind your own business look; he continued asking the guy about the police officer and went as far as questioning if he's really from Menya if he doesn't know him. That's when I commented sarcastically "Menya has more than five people you know"
A laugh escaped the waiter at the train’s cafeteria seeing the train inspector getting mocked in what can only be attributed to previous unresolved issues between the two
"Sit on the floor" said the inspector in a firm voice as he hastily left the packed train cafeteria to another rail-car.


I was standing in an incredibly packed train cafeteria heading from Cairo to Alexandria. The train was delayed for about three hours as a result of a demonstration in Asuit that paralyzed the rail traffic for half a day, an event that was enough to disrupt the railway trips nationwide. As if this wasn't enough, passengers from other trips to Alexandria had to board the same train which resulted in an overbooked sardine pack on wheels. One of the other trips has just arrived to Cairo from Aswan and was supposed to continue to Alexandria when the passengers aboard were forced to vacate their seats and move to the same train I was on, they were not guaranteed even a space to stand. It was a cursing frenzy where people started by cursing the regime, the revolution, the rail management then shifted their attention to the greatness we could achieve if only we stick to our religious beliefs and practices. They quickly - as is the case for any Egyptian - drifted each to his own business as they started sipping tea and listen to the soothing tunes of Kalthoum's "abl matshoofak 3enaya"  

As I stood in the cafeteria I started reminiscing about the whole evening. Earlier that night I watched tiny tear droplets forming in the eyes of a clueless pretty girl as her shaky voice betrayed her while trying to comfort someone on the other end of a phone call. I was there to observe what seemed to be a seventy years old Nubian lady with a couple of kids searching desperately for a seat to complete her twenty seven hours trip to Alexandria, and I noticed as an exhausted young fellow turned his head in the other direction to avoid the guilt of not leaving his seat as her eyes was begging for one but her pride held her from asking. The same guy who earlier that night screamed at a station official over the three hours delayed train while that pretty girl tried in vain to run in her high heels. I was there to feel the shame in a discussion between two army men in a day that witnessed the release of kidnapped soldiers following a scandalous deal with some terrorists. I was there to grasp the peaceful sleep of an infant as her mother leaned against the wall for support while holding her. I was there to see an engineering student trying to grasp little pieces of information for his early morning exam as his dreams of a good grade started to evaporate.

My train of thoughts was interrupted by a heated debate that sprung when a twenty something years old guy started to defend the revolution against the acquisitions of a senior citizen before they both started blaming the current regime and the brotherhood for whatever crappy life we are leading nowadays, that's when the train inspector made a second appearance that put an end to the debate. He caught two homeless kids that boarded the train in Tanta with no money to pay for their tickets, he pushed them in a corner and gave each of them a couple of slaps across the face when I involuntarily screamed at him "berra7a ya 3am enta, malak?”. He gave me that mind your own freaking business look again as he threatened them a delivery to the police authorities upon the arrival in Alexandria. Not knowing he was bluffing, the two kids sat silently in fear the rest of the trip.

The trip came to an end as the train stopped in Sidi Gaber-Alexandria. I stood there watching people reuniting with their longing loved ones who eagerly awaited their arrival. I stood there as they went their separate ways without a single glance back!

I stood there alone with an aching sweaty body that carried me through twenty one straight hours, a numb mind, a pair of sleepy eyes and a hollow heart that's no good for my soul. I stood there revelling in the beauty of the collective human consciousness while being humbled by my inability to alleviate the agony of those around me. It was just a delayed train, it was no surviving the Titanic, but for me it was yet another opportunity to see people for who they really are, their vulnerable selves unshielded with pride or whatever they use as a defence mechanism. It was a rare opportunity to form a connection with the inner selves of deep flawed humans glorified through their agony. I returned in deep gratitude for the chance to peek into a human soul and experience in three hours what would have taken me years to know as I discovered that I really like...a train



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